Hot Tubs and Niçoise and Bears, Oh, My!

I spent a good part of the day in an unnamed jacuzzi with a beautiful woman (whom I will name below). I ate a Niçoise salad for lunch while lying in a lawn chair (arranged just so) on the eight million dollar property where we were shooting. At one point, in between bites, I reached up and plucked a couple of kumquats from the nearby tree to cleanse my palate. That really happened.

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