I created this product for a spec episode of 30 Rock that I wrote for the NBC Emerging Writer's Program. Initially, Jenna is wearing it as a spokesperson, and by the end of the episode, everyone is wearing them. This is the jingle:
"Why settle for six/When you can have ten? No need to "get in the mix!"/Or do sets without end/It's the mid-section.... For women and men! Absz! Patent Pending."
I didn't get into the writing program.